One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It’s a nice day, or You’re very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months’ consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don’t keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via scenesfromaboredmind)
My Doctor Who moment
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
(via stagequeen)
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.
— Fight Club by Chuck Palahnuik (via rewritingdestiny)
You have endless ways you can commit suicide without ‘dying’ dying.
— (via rhaegarstarks)
